Spanktologist

A person who has mastered the art and has dedicated his life to being a spank and to the practice of spanktology.

My friend Derek is master of the master of the hand and has risen to the level of a full blown spanktologist

by TimmyCee January 7, 2023

Spanktometry

The angle of impact when one is spanked by a foreign object

I decided to perform spanktometry on the patient to analyze the tissue density.

by Tom Bone October 12, 2023

Scranton punch

A Joe Biden powered punch to the neck scrotum (SEE: Neckum).

Did you see that 81 year old hammer that 77 year old in the throat crotch with a Scranton punch?!

by Dr. Lawrence Applesauce March 5, 2024

Scranton Munting

A style of munting based on Robert Scranton from red reality in scp 3001

To Scranton munt:- Dig up a decomposing corpse, take it to the most effing dark place with red light. Call up your fellow munt buddies, and gang bang it together, and have all of them elbow slam the corpse's stomach, till the maggots, decaying organs, rotting fluids etc fly into your mouth. These are to be drank by the giver of the act

Hawk-uddin Tuah: Oh my gyatt! What are these skibidi ligmas gooning out here???!!!

Jelq-uddin Gronk: nah, these gigachad rizzlers are out scranton munting

by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024