spork

a mutated spoon

sporks are an abominaition to the spoon alliance

by im not giving my name to a stupid machine May 07, 2007

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spooning with an erection

Jenny and Steve were sporking.

by I'm not yours May 13, 2015

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the act of spooning and forking at the same time. rather hard to do, i might add. in simpler terms... making out, cuddling, and having sex all at the same time.
not to be confused with the utensil spork

~dude, pass me that spork over there.
~i sporked your mom last night...
~SHUT UP

by mtc28 May 03, 2004

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Verb Form : to be sporked
Taken from the NOUN sporkmeaning a hybrid fork and spoon. The verb form is used in the past tense to indicate a moment of complete indecision. A spork is the ultimate example of indecisiveness.

I asked him to make a reservation for the hotel, but he was so sporked about were to stay that I had to do it myself.

She was sporked about which car to buy. So she didn't buy anything.

by TonyD March 17, 2005

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when one person illegally spoons another person while they are already asleep/passed out. On the street its referred to simply as, "spoon rape."

Tory: (waking up and realizing) Alex!? Were you sporking me last night!?
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!

by Cspearp December 13, 2011

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