Spoon

An evil contraption invented by the devil and used by his children that kills innocent turtles.

Friend walks up to me using a spoon: hey
Me: IS THAT A SPOON?!?!?!?!
Friend: yeah, why?
Me: omg i'm gonna kill you!! do you like hate Liam Payne or something??

Friend drops spoon and starts crying: OH MY GOD I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON

by one_direction_infection November 7, 2012

Spoon

someone who lacks intelligence or does not seem to catch on quickly.

That kid is not the sharpest knife in the drawer- he is more of a spoon.

by C Lynch October 8, 2008

spooning

can mean different things: when a couple lays together like spoons in a kitchen drawer; when lovers kiss or caress each other (more often referred to the neck); and also dating back to the old Welsh customs when a man gives his fiancee an elaboratly carved wooden spoon showing his affection for her.

I just had a conversation with my husband about this, I always wondered why they didn't call it forking!! "Hey baby, let's go fork, LOL"

by Stephanie Everett May 24, 2005

spooning

the act of 2 or more persons lying on a bed or floor area in which the persons lay curled and fitting together, as spoons do in your kitchen drawer.

Betsy and Natalie and Anthony spooned all night long! damn, thats a lot of spooning.

by Scone Madness August 8, 2004

spooning

a form of affection where a couple lies facing the same direction (back of one touching front of the other)

there's a big spoon and a little spoon

Let's spoon.
I want to be the big spoon.

by AzN LeMoN SkIn December 28, 2004

spooning

when two people lay back to front, not necessarily sexually
esp. when done in ones sleep at night.

Did you hear? Apparantly Robert spooned John in thier sleep while they were on the ski trip!
*snicker snicker*

by Eladrin January 3, 2005

spooning

Cuddling with an individual while both face the same direction, the back of the "little spoon" to the chest of the "big spoon".

I thoroughly enjoyed an evening of spooning with my sweetheart.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005