spongey

someone who robs/ponces/scrounges from his mates and anyone around him.

that spankee is a right spongey!

by SIKKOBAMBERFISHCOK March 25, 2009

spooger

one who constantly masturbates cause they cant get the real thing

lt. johnson is a spooger

by reno April 21, 2005

Spooge Luge

after cumming inside a woman's vagina you pull your penis out and ride down her spooge slicked taint until you enter her asshole

after I fucked her, I pulled out and rode the spooge luge into her asshole

by wildcard007 December 11, 2009

spooge cruise

a paper boat full of cum that you pour on an asian's face.

Launch the boat, don't dock the spooge cruise.

by D'Licioso April 1, 2003

spooge

An unidentified substance. Usually sticky or crusty.

Lotion, any kind of food residue or a stain that no one knows what it is qualifies as spooge.

by carmelmochamegan January 6, 2009

Spooged

When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.

Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?

by Rhino Virus April 12, 2011

spooleyboof

Created by Jenny, the sexy beast.
1. a word to use other than thingamajig.

pass me that spooleyboof....you know the one that you use to cut paper.

by Jenny February 2, 2005