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blacker than the ace of spades

A black guy who is extremely dark like the spade on a playing card. syn: Wesley Snipes
"holy shit, that nigga's blacker than the ace of spades!"
by Professer Awesome September 12, 2005
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Spider Baby

Based on the cult film by Jack Hill.
An incredibly attractive young woman who is into stuff that is so kinky you might die.
"Man Virginia is hot."
"Dude stay away she's a Spider Baby."
by CultPhenomenon November 16, 2012
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sodexo coffee

n. A type of spoiled water, often found in the shoppes and cantines of certain institutions unfortunate enough to entrust their culinary upkeep to the Sodexo (formerly Sodexho) corporation.

Sodexo coffee is believed to contain caffeine, but empirical data would suggest otherwise.

Notable characteristics:
-Looks a bit like pond water
-Tastes a bit like pond water
-Gives little or no indication of containing or ever having contained caffeine
"I could desperately use some caffeine right about now. "

*Nothing but Sodexo coffee nearby*

"I guess I'll go find a pond."
by GuyFaulks September 11, 2013
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Spider-Punk

The Spider-Man of (Earth-138).
Also known as Hobie (Hobart Brown) he is know as an anarchic.
Voiced by Daniel Kaluuya in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

“I'm not a hero cause calling yourself a hero makes you self mythologizing narcissistic autocrat!" - Spider-Punk
Bro Spider-Punk is actually so clutch helping out Miles.
by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023
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Dead Spider

The ultimate way to fully empty the scrote whilst blowing one's load and sending the male into a blissful, euphoric state. This can be achieved by curling the 4th and little fingers (which should be the only 2, not throttling the ferret) and intermittently pulsating them in order to make slight but firm contact with the testes (preferably the right hand nut). This technique, once perfected, has been known to cause multiple days off work in a row.
Man, what a shit week at work I've had, a little dead spider should pick me up for the weekend!
by feral_wombat69 January 12, 2014
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The Spectacular Spider-Man

One of the best pieces of Marvel media. Period.
Bro do you remember when The Spectacular Spider-man used to air back in 2008?

Yeah man, good times.
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Spodermen

A character in many popular dolan duck webcomics. Spodermen potrays the character spiderman, in an inaccurately drawn meme.
Spodermen, like all the dolan comic memes, is known for his despicable grammar. Many youtube channels have been made, some keeping up with random hilarious videos that can sometimes be insulting to races, genders, sexual orientations, and even religion.
spodermen, spodermen, dose watevr an spoder cen. cen u swing, frum his dik? yes u cen, if ur an chik. look out, heer cums teh spodermen.

Person-Spodermen, do you have swag?
Spodermen-yes i hav sweg, u is an fagit.
by spodermen August 28, 2013
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