When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.
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After the News of the World newspaper - under the headline 'It's St. Sinians' - revealed Lutterworth's Upper School had handed out 345 morning-after pills, the town was dubbed 'Slutterworth' in honor of its highly sexually-charged female population.
Note: The great shout by East Midlands Today who got a few shots on the 'Ride The Beaver' bus... how we laughed...
After the News of the World newspaper - under the headline 'It's St. Sinians' - revealed Lutterworth's Upper School had handed out 345 morning-after pills, the town was dubbed 'Slutterworth' in honor of its highly sexually-charged female population.
Note: The great shout by East Midlands Today who got a few shots on the 'Ride The Beaver' bus... how we laughed...
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The knee-splitter was an ancient form of torture where two planks, each lined with spikes usually varying from 3-20, where put on either side of the victim's knee. The planks where connected by two large screws through the sides holding them in place around the knee. The screws would be twisted, slowly moving the planks closer together and forcing the spikes through the knee. This would rip apart the flesh and, as it got deeper, crush the bones underneath, mutilating the limb and leaving them permanently damaged. Despite the name, the knee-splitter was actually used on any limb it could fit around. This torture device was not always used alone and actually quite often was accompanied by many other punishments such as burning, wedging, denailing, and many others.
The knee-splitter was used during the spanish inquisition as a method to torture prisoners for information. It was also used as a method of punishment.
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