splong

splong splong splong splong

splong!!!! splong!!!!

by Uncle Bert March 10, 2004

splow

verb.

To eat cereal out of someone's butthole. A more verbose useage of the phrase "blow me."

1."So why dont you go to the grocery store, head to the cereal isle, pick up some cheerios, and go splow yourself."

2."and while your at it why dont you splow me"

3."This POS car can go splow me"

4."That test really splows"

by Splowme Forit June 10, 2004

spownt

My boyfriends dorky version of the word ownt or owned.

haha you were spownt.

by xTiGeRLiLyo March 15, 2005

Shlown

A clown that is a slut/hoe/prostitute; A slutty clown

Person 1: "Hey did you how the girl was dressed last night?"
person 2: "yeah, she looked like a real shlown."

by sillysteph October 21, 2010

Cunt splonge

boo ya! cunt insult

or

genital flan type infection ;)

''fuck you, you cunt splonge"

or

doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'

female 'my cunt is all splongey'

by stace'cunt'osaurus November 15, 2011

Splonker

A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly

Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley

by Guy in a chair February 10, 2007

SPloink

To do what no mans has done before.....

you just sploinked it... and a splink was apprehended...splink

by the connection May 4, 2003