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Splitting Wood

Term for a threesome involving two females and one male.
Dude, Josh was totally splitting wood in Staci and Kelli last night.
by Double Dick Danny August 25, 2011
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Splitting the peach

reference to oral sex or intercourse with a woman
Hey mang, what are you doing for short change?
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach
by Shakyshooter May 7, 2011
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smishing

The usually involuntary act of clenching the anus while in the middle of passing a bowel moving. This generally leads to a messy situation.
I've been smishing a lot late, it's a good thing I bought stock in Charmin!
by snugw0w April 16, 2009
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Sleshinger

A kitchen implement made in Japan, assembled in Germany, and shipped to Canada. it is only sold in Alabama. of course, the power of this object is un-know. for a while now, Canada has been plotting to take over the U.S.A. with their particle accelerator. aided by the brain washed rock bands of america, they could only afford one small shop to sell these devices in the state of Alabama. when the economy fell, the need for imported kitchen devices went up. now there is a Sheshinger is almost every home in america. we must stop them before they carry out their ultimate plan! Canada will use giant rockets to fly their country to mars, then blow up the earth! WE MUST STOP THEM!
A Sleshinger is a spatula, with port attachments, and TURBO DRIVE!
by Scorpius Malcom October 29, 2009
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dick squishing

1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.

2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.

2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
by lpaper June 14, 2010
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sloshing

also refered to as "shlocking," is the act of throwing Slurpees, or other forms of slush drinks, at pedestrians from the inside of a moving vehicle. While the origins of this activity are heavily disputed, the south shore of Suffolk County, Long Island has been known to be a hotbed for this unfortunately hilarious action.

Widely accepted best practices include the use of 7-11's convenient 4 drink cardboard carrier. Small slurpees are said to be the superior size for sloshing, as they easiest to throw and less likely to come apart prior to impact. Hotspots for such activity include movie theatre lines, high school house parties, college campuses, and retirement communities.
"I was super pissed that I wasnt included as a pallbearer, so I took off that stupid frisbee hat, hit up 7-11, and positioned Marty's dumb family at the wrong end of a gnarly sloshing session as they left the synagogue.
by sloshaholic November 7, 2010
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splashing

When a girl or guy pees lightly so it runs down the gooch and proceeds to fart sending it splashing onto the receiver.
Johnny was caught splashing his girlfriend in church.
by Rudarudd July 29, 2011
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