by Double Dick Danny August 25, 2011
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Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach
by Shakyshooter May 7, 2011
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The usually involuntary act of clenching the anus while in the middle of passing a bowel moving. This generally leads to a messy situation.
by snugw0w April 16, 2009
Get the smishing mug.A kitchen implement made in Japan, assembled in Germany, and shipped to Canada. it is only sold in Alabama. of course, the power of this object is un-know. for a while now, Canada has been plotting to take over the U.S.A. with their particle accelerator. aided by the brain washed rock bands of america, they could only afford one small shop to sell these devices in the state of Alabama. when the economy fell, the need for imported kitchen devices went up. now there is a Sheshinger is almost every home in america. we must stop them before they carry out their ultimate plan! Canada will use giant rockets to fly their country to mars, then blow up the earth! WE MUST STOP THEM!
by Scorpius Malcom October 29, 2009
Get the Sleshinger mug.1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.
2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.
2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
by lpaper June 14, 2010
Get the dick squishing mug.also refered to as "shlocking," is the act of throwing Slurpees, or other forms of slush drinks, at pedestrians from the inside of a moving vehicle. While the origins of this activity are heavily disputed, the south shore of Suffolk County, Long Island has been known to be a hotbed for this unfortunately hilarious action.
Widely accepted best practices include the use of 7-11's convenient 4 drink cardboard carrier. Small slurpees are said to be the superior size for sloshing, as they easiest to throw and less likely to come apart prior to impact. Hotspots for such activity include movie theatre lines, high school house parties, college campuses, and retirement communities.
Widely accepted best practices include the use of 7-11's convenient 4 drink cardboard carrier. Small slurpees are said to be the superior size for sloshing, as they easiest to throw and less likely to come apart prior to impact. Hotspots for such activity include movie theatre lines, high school house parties, college campuses, and retirement communities.
"I was super pissed that I wasnt included as a pallbearer, so I took off that stupid frisbee hat, hit up 7-11, and positioned Marty's dumb family at the wrong end of a gnarly sloshing session as they left the synagogue.
by sloshaholic November 7, 2010
Get the sloshing mug.When a girl or guy pees lightly so it runs down the gooch and proceeds to fart sending it splashing onto the receiver.
by Rudarudd July 29, 2011
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