Sphinctersaurus Rex

The world's most dangerous assholes.

Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Ladin, Mohmar Khadafy,
Mahkmoud Ahmadinajad, and Kim Jong-Il all fit the category...
Sphinctersaurus Rex!!!

by maverickdallas October 19, 2009

Splainers

People who use humor and fun to explain things and make them understandable. Splainers often rely on one (or sometimes all) of the following: theme, metaphor (sometimes mixed-metaphors), props, situation, etc…

Jenny cracked me up. Her splainers about how satellite radio works involved coconuts, tin foil, gum wrappers and an Emeril Lagasse beet juicer.

by MementoMMN December 9, 2010

Lump Splitter

A budget line item for saving toward a predictable non-monthly expense.

"I need to add a lump splitter for Amazon prime, $8 a month should do"

by TheBritishAmbassador March 26, 2013

Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 10, 2019

Brown Apple Splatters

Diarrhea that's a mixture of smalls turds, brown mop water, and porridge shit. Often classified as a war crime or an offense against nature.. or both.

Lets hurry this up, I have the brown apple splatters and need to get home.

by Luxotek January 19, 2015

alaskan log splitter

When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.

"Yo dawg, I rammed this girl so hard last night, I gave her the Alaskan Log Splitter!"

by lmao_deeznuts June 10, 2017

splinter cell'd

to sneak up either behind or above someone and attack them causing an instant death.

OH! You just got splinter cell'd!

by Kharano March 31, 2005