The Spiderman

A sexual position in which the male partner hangs on to something that can hold him in a position that is upside down so that his head is at an elevation where the female partner (looking like Spidermans girlfriend) can put her pussy in his mouth for either pleasure or pissing (then it would be called "The Golden Spiderman.") Another option could be making out with such partner and thus would be called "The Kid Friendly Spiderman." However, if done normally to receive vaginal pleasure, it would just be called "The Spiderman" or "The Regular Spiderman"

Robert: "Hey man what'd you do last night with your girlfriend?"
Daniel: "Oh not much, I did The Spiderman with her though"
Robert: "Oh nice, was it Golden or Kid Friendly?"
Daniel: "It was the regular"
Robert: "Oh cool"

by btchlasagna January 7, 2019

spidermaned

To Cum in your hand before you go to sleep and wake up with sticky hands like to gain spidermans powers

Ewww man i fell alseep last night and woke up and spidermaned.

by Shakezulia February 28, 2008

Spiderman 4

A term for someone who one-ups you with a worse story. A bad story-topper.

"Man, last night, someone threw poop on me out of their window."
"Yeah, someone once shot poop at me out of a powerful air rifle. That's why I have a limp."
"Don't Spiderman 4 me."

by T. Barr March 22, 2009

Spiderman Bitch

A Spiderman Bitch is when you are doing your partner doggystyle and you are about to climax you pull out ejaculate in your hand while telling your partner "Damn baby I feel like a super hero can you guess which one"as she turns to look at you in confusion you fling your ejaculated baby making juice in her face "making it look like the webbing from spiderman" while yelling Spiderman Bitch.

I blew my wad into my hand and used it as my webbing to shoot in my girls face whlie I yelled Spiderman Bitch while roleplaying in the bedroom.

by Salty Dub April 13, 2016

spiderman picture

When you self time a camera and just let it roll while you do thing(it is what Spider-Man essentially does when he needs pictures for the Daily Bugle, his thing would be fighting villains)

Dude, those spiderman pictures you took were so blurry, I couldn't see a thing.

by Matthew Gyllenhaal October 24, 2019

Drunkin Spiderman

When you have a few too many drinks at the bar and attempt to preform the spiderman on your woman, you end up throwing the jizz in your own face

I preformed a Drunkin Spiderman last night when I got home wasted from a bar. I was doing my wife, and right before I was gonna finish, I pulled out to preform the Spiderman; but b/c I was so drunk I accidently threw the jizz in my own face instead of hers

by VARCAN December 14, 2008

The Spiderman

Pull this one out after your wife, gf, or sloot won't give it up. Wait until your girl is sound asleep, then get ready to bring out your inner marvel. Run to to a local Walmart and buy a spider man mask, then go back home. Start cranking it to some bbw pornog and bust a nut into your hand. Yeah its gross, but we all got a little viking blood in us. Put on your mask and meet your sweetie at her bedside. Yell "Mary Jane" as loud as you can until she looks up at you. Throw your spider web load in her face and run out the door. Be sure to have your index, pinky, and thumb out while your doing, just like your friendly neighbor Spiderman

My girl was pissed and wasn't given it up last night, so I gave her The Spiderman and now I have a restraining order

by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019