I don't speak baguette

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.

Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette

by thesilentblulemon March 23, 2021

When the sky speak American, the forest must speak Vietnamese

Vietnam War in a shellnut

Can someone summarize this lesson of Vietnam War?
Some lad:"When the sky speak American, the forest must speak Vietnamese"

by Dick Daring September 1, 2022

Actions speak louder than words

Words don't mean a thing until you show actions towards what you're meaning. You could tell your gf/bf that you love them 100x but it won't mean anything until you show it.

Bf:I love you

Gf: I love you too but you don't show it..
Gf: actions speak louder than words

by Loverxsea June 14, 2018

Speakonia

A text to speech program created so that people can make funny youtube videos. Includes Male voices 1 - 8 and 2 female voices. You can download additional voices, including Microsoft Sam.

"I want to make a funny video on YouTube but I don't have anyone to help me."

"Don't worry. Just play multiple roles and use Speakonia to change the voice for each."

by IDontKnowWhatTheyWantFromMe August 26, 2013

speak french

slang for "suck dick very well."

i heard she can speak french.

by problematicjax July 15, 2017

Speaking cod lobby

Speaking cod lobby is basically just yelling at other people saying the n word/fucker/bitch/stupid ass hoe

Bro someone in public was speaking cod lobby he was a bitch

by Bread gang December 5, 2020

this man speaks the truth

Used on 95% of all threads on World of Warcraft's realm forum for Grim Batol. When someone says fail, there's always another person quoting him, replying "This man speaks the truth".

Grim Batol realm forum

Forumtroll 1 - Me pwns naxx
Naxx is piece of cake, LoL!!1

Forumtroll 2 - Me pwns naxx
FAIL!

Forumtroll 3 - Me pwns naxx
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FAIL!
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This man speaks the truth

by Håkon September 5, 2006