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spestern

I want to watch a spestern
by Googly21 June 15, 2023
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speedtest envy

The jealousy experienced when your friend's mobile data is faster than yours
Dude, look how fast my mobile data is! So much faster than yours. You must have speedtest envy.
by GV-Sydney February 22, 2024
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Elevator Speedtracking

When you track the speed of an elevator using the BENO Elevator Speed® app on your Rinky Dinky Android. It is done by holding the phone up against the wall with the app zoomed in on the SPEED (preferably in meters per second) and DISTANCE. Stand near the panel so u can push buttons quickly upon arriving at your floor. When you feel a push, numbers will go up, when you feel deceleration numbers will go down.
I went elevator speedtracking with my hornrt angel today.
by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 1, 2019
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Cyber speeder

An extremely awesome Hotwheels car that uses the same engine as a Lamborghini Gallardo. If you have this car your a badass person
Yo dude i have a cyber speeder treasure hunt!
by Chexmate November 13, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...
by Chumüpocąhikiwotăẹ January 31, 2025
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