A unfriendly term to call someone idiotic. The term was derived from spasticity, a muscle problem which involves extreme reflex and weakened muscles.
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Yes not bad she rocked in the sack but turned out to be a cum spastic so won't be going back there again
Yes not bad she rocked in the sack but turned out to be a cum spastic so won't be going back there again
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Husband: Another credit card AND you've maxed out the four you already have?!
Wife: I can't help it!
Husband: You're just a plastic spastic.
Wife: I can't help it!
Husband: You're just a plastic spastic.
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Always the happiest and loudest in the pub. Never arguementive unless provoked and then able to deal with the problem without being ejected from hotel.
Always the happiest and loudest in the pub. Never arguementive unless provoked and then able to deal with the problem without being ejected from hotel.
Often used as a form of abuse hurled from 16 year old daughters that think they know everything. As in: "Your never home, you never do anything, You are nothing but a pissed spastic, and where are MY sunglasses?"
by Kate Webster September 22, 2006
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Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.
Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.
Our lass, look at those cunt-spastics standing outside that shop
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic
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