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Southern Wells

A shit hole school, buried in between cornfields on the corner of 900 south and 300 west. This dump has a Poneto address and you will never hear about this school until one of the kids snap and kills every student in attendance... all 300 of them. Students vary from the typical alcoholic city slickers to beach nut chewing cowboys. There is very little female potential at this school.
dude 1 - hey man aren't you the kid from Southern Wells?

dude 2 - what the hell is a Southern Wells? I'm from Bluffton.
by mylifeisbrofanboy May 21, 2011
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southern fairy

A southern fairy is a term used by there counterparts, northern monkeys. The term originates from the inability of southern Englishmen being unable to consume amounts of alcohol over 2 units at any one period.

Other attributes have since been found in the behaviour of southern folk. Such as the inability to talk about their feelings with others and to make confrontation with people also polls also show that Southern fairies happen to be the rudest people living in the UK.
I'm sorry about my friend vomiting after two pints of lager, it's just because she is a southern fairy I'm afraid.
by Ronnie121 June 28, 2007
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southern twang

a lovely tone that makes all the words go down smoother
She speaks with a fine southern twang.
by birdlaunch7 April 3, 2009
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Southern Blues

alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 Southern Comfort and 1/2 blueberry schnapps
May I please have two shots of Southern Blues?

May I please have a Southern Blues "on the rocks"?
by One Mean Hombre January 5, 2010
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southern traitor

A phrase used by the yankees during the civil war for betraying the rest of the country.
Away down South in the land of traitors,
Rattlesnakes and alligators,
Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
Where cotton's king and men are chattles,
Union boys will win the battles, right away!
Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away! Away!
(I just realized this song doesn't have southern traitors in it lol)
by justryingtolive667 June 17, 2021
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southern manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging below the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men under forty (40) who do not engage in manscaping that would jeopardize their Mumford and Sons-style beard and hair. They do, however, desire a trimmed and groomed genital area. This is the opposite of Northern Manscaping, which is most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas.
Clean Shaven Man:
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"

Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape
by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015
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Southern Pacific

An overrated California railroad that struggled financially until they begged Union Pacific to buy them, even though many people who simp for them deny this
“HOW DARE UNION PACIFIC REPAINT AN EX SOUTHERN PACIFIC UNIT” -Generic foamer from Redwood City California
by JulianRailroad November 5, 2021
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