synchronized swimming

To collectively pee on somebody.

We did a little synchronized swimming in the bathtub and yada yada yada, her hair hasn't smelled the same since.

by zarch April 7, 2008

Synchronicity

A real life to dream relation. To have a connection or think something has happened before. Very similar to deja vu or to know something in a dream before it actually happens in real life.

Girl 1: I think I have synchronicity!
Girl 2: wait isn't that when you know what is going to happen in real life because it has happened to you in a dream!!!
Girl 1: BINGO ☺

by Avery Sullivan May 3, 2018

Synchronized Masturbation

The professional artistic form of the circle jerk. Usually requires lots of practice and an over-familiarity with ones friends. It is usually performed in a dark room

Related sports: Fasturbation

He's a gold metalist in Synchronized Masturbation, you can tell by the callouses and the well developed foreams.

by smojo100 March 16, 2009

4th gen queens of synchronization

The 12-membered ace group, LOONA, is commonly referred to as the ‘4th gen queens of synchronization’. Their choreographies are flawlessly executed and heavily incorporated with their lore, LOONAVERSE.

“Wanna talk about the 4th gen queens of synchronization? Oh, you mean LOONA?”

by aceloona November 18, 2020

Synchronize Watches

The act of calling your friends in an attempt to set a time to have sex at the same time as each other. This act builds lasting friendships and bonds as each person has sex knowing that they are having sex at the same time as their friends. This act can be done alone (Hand Solo) if a partner is unavailable.

Bob emailed all of his friends to Synchronize Watches at 8:30 tonight. My wife is on the rag so I will be going Hand Solo.

by Rodan Mistiff February 19, 2011

Synchronicity X

One of the best Gears of War players on the planet. Promises to own anyone that crosses his path..

I just got owned by Synchronicity X.

by Guy that got owned by him October 20, 2008

synchronicity

Paradox as a meta-state. The state of paradox being simultaneously a null value and a self-value with a pursuant corollary that "self" and "null" are oppositive values respectively.

Synchronicity is one of four states of the paradox: paradox-as-a-line (process) , paradox-as-a-point (value), paradox-as-a-curve (phenomenon), and paradox-as-a-state (metastate) with two, paradox-as-a-process and paradox-as-a-state being meta-states.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019