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Snyder

damn ima snyder
by sherm ah jt May 28, 2023
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miss snyder

A lady who has a really squeaky voice and is a english teacher. She is always so boring and is hated by all the men in the world. Every man she tries to flirt with always ends up punching her in the face. Even in school she tries
Oh no, I have English with miss snyder
She is sooooo boring
by jeeeeeeeeeeeeeef October 5, 2017
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payton snyder

One of the best girls you'll ever meet
Payton Snyder is a very kind and loving person. She won't show that she cares but she really does.
by PoonDestroyer40 May 30, 2018
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Snyder High School

The greatest high school in Jersey City. Also it’s one person named Yardan Dawg, he’s chill dawg. Also someone else named Patrick Dawg, he’s cute dawg. Oh yeah btw my sister named Shyntee is the best cheerleader.
Omg, I can’t wait to go to Snyder High School to see Patrick Dawg.
by Patxpluckable September 21, 2021
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Mike Snyder

Girl:Hey “Who’s that guy Mike snyder?”
Response:“Only the hottest man alive
by Bribrilovesyousomuch October 9, 2022
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Ruhan Snyders

Ruhan Snyders, the Great White Hope...or should I say Dope? He's like a sunburned sloth who thinks his lame Afrikaans jokes are as potent as his ancestors' apartheid laws, but really, he couldn't be any less threatening than a plate of soggy pap. And his attempts at racial equality are like trying to teach a sea cucumber how to tap dance—pointless and comically sad.
Did you see that Ruhan Snyders trying to hit on the waitress? He's such a Great White Dope, expecting a tip for his lousy stand-up routine instead of payment for the damages done by his kind.
by GobbleMikeHawke April 27, 2024
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Snyder time

Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.
“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021
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