Snoogle

A unit of measurement used to determine the speed and/or quality of a laptop, computer component, phone, stereo, or other electronic equipment. Most commonly used to simplify conversations with a layman.

-----"So why did you get a new laptop already? That other one was barely two years old!"-----

"Well, the screen goes up to 1080p, and it has a 780M instead of the cruddy onboard stuff. That, and I'll never be able to fill up 16 gigs of RAM..."

*Notices glazed-over look on friend's face*

"...and it has way more snoogles than my old laptop. Like, almost double the snoogles."

-----"Oh, awesome!"-----

by Lunchboxdeluxe September 20, 2013

Snooglapa

Snooglapa (Snoo-glaw-paw):To fuck over your co-workers in some way to get them suspended or fired.

Fred you got me Snooglapad at work, your such a douche.

by The Urban Geek May 2, 2011

snogsausage

british term for blow job....

snog (makeout or kiss) + sausage (what they call penis)= snogsausage

dude what did you and your girl do last night?
oh you know jsut snogsausage

by Hellller August 13, 2012

snootsky

Is a term used for taking a hit or doing a line of illegal drugs such as meth or cocaine.

"Come on over and we'll do a snootsky or two."

by Tammitoes April 20, 2017

Snoobs

Sagy breasts that resemble Snoopy's nose when he's looking down.

Yikes, she has a real pair of snoobs!

by Taung skull June 21, 2019

Snoogaloop

When you Sittin on the toilet some one sits on your lap facing you and proceed to poop together (snoogaloop)

come snoogaloop with me

by Ladyofchaos666 August 13, 2019

Snoogling

A contraction of three words: snuggling, snoozing, and canoodling.

Here I am, stuck at work, and all I want to is to be at home snoogling with my BAE

by TQ Rica July 19, 2020