Snacksturbating

Uncontrollably snacking for short periods of time, even when you feel guilty afterwards and promise to stop soon.

Dude, I just had the worst snacksturbating session ever, even though I swore I'd quit last time

by ChugMaster September 22, 2009

rap snacks

The self-styled "Official snack of hip-hop", Rap Snacks are James "Fly" Lindsay's brainchild. Rap Snacks come in six flavours: Sour cream and onion, sour cream and ultra cheddar, hot riplets, platinum bar-be-que, honey BBQ, and "southern crunk BBQ". All snacks feature a rapper on the front, and information about said rap artist on the back. Rappers featured on Rap Snacks range from Dirt McGirt to Master P. Lindsay wishes to impart the message to all urban youth that change is possible, and that reading, staying out of gangs, and starting your own business are invaluable. Commonly found at 7-11 stores and the like, Rap Snacks are independently owned alternatives to Doritos with more "cred" than those honky chips will ever have.

"Yo homez, let's get some 40's, some Rap Snacks, and get Loc'd"

by V to the iddy June 5, 2005

snark

Use of sarcasm or malice in speech. Commonly found in the LiveJournal community. also snarky, snarkiness.

Not to be snarky, but I don't see how what you're saying makes any sense.

"Oh, well, *that's* a good idea. How about we *all* follow *you* and jump off a cliff like lemmings?" she said snarkily.

by kathy September 30, 2003

Cronulla Sharks

The best team in the NRL (Rugby League). A lot better than every other team.

"Gee, the Cronulla sharks are so freaking awesome."
"GO THE SHARKIES."

by Mattyy00 June 2, 2008

Snarkoleptic

One whose snarkiness regularly manifests itself so naturally and fluidly that snarky comments could be delivered even from the depths of beta sleep.

Wow, Jefe is quite the snarkoleptic.

by Heywood Jablomi May 23, 2008

sharks ass

The burning feeling in your ass when you take a shit after eating really hot spicy food the day before.

Dude, those habaneros are gonna give you some wicked sharks ass!

by spicy-food-dude June 7, 2009

Snarkotunities

Deliberately engaging in a lame or boring activity (e.g. watching a terrible movie, going to a wedding reception for people you don't like, or attending a Coldplay concert) for the express purpose of making fun of said activity. The television program Mystery Science Theater 3000 had the bad movie version of this down to a science. Simply, the opportunity to snark.

The matching questions on that dating site are terribly inane but answering them provides plenty of snarkotunities.

I was pretty confident that "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!" would be a crappy film, but the snarkotunity potential was too high to pass it up.

by Mike B. & Dr. Bex November 18, 2011