ass on your shoulders

Being overly defensive, obnoxious, confrontational, or just generally annoying.

Man, you've really got your ass on your shoulders.

by Emby Quinn May 24, 2006

Over the shoulder boulder holder

Bra that holds rather large jugs.

Damn Darryl, she definitely sports an over the shoulder boulder holder

by Matt Z October 8, 2004

shoulder shoes

shoes meant to be kept on during the act of sex, mostly referring to the high heeled, sexy kind.

Wait until he sees me in my shoulder shoes.

by K311y June 22, 2008

shouldercock

When you're looking at something while sitting, a friend comes over to stand right behind you with his crotchal region at shoulder height, and, possibly touching you with his package.

It must be stopped.

"I was looking at hot chicks on the interweb and Bryan comes over and puts his junk right on my shoulder. He totally shouldercocked me!"

by ftdet April 15, 2007

shoulder tap

1. the act of minors trying to engage conversations with adults in attempts to have them purchase a substance

2. trying to get the hook up out side of 7-11 for cigarettes or alcohol

Ryan and Mike spent 4 hours outside of the deli shoulder tapping so they could get the freshman girls at the party drunk and fuck 'em.

by shaadylaady January 18, 2005

smoldering

used to describe someone who is strikingly attractive because of fiery, bold, and strong characteristics.

In the movie Casino Royale, smoldering Daniel Craig, who plays James Bond, walks down the beach in a pair of tight swim trunks.

by JustinAB July 28, 2007

He Touched My Shoulder Story

A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.

"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"

by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005