by NinjaMT June 2, 2011
Get the Sluttered mug.Famed for their low levels of intellect a shattered hill is one of the higher ranking members of N.Ireland's "Douchebag Patrol" famous for their fairly large yet unimpressive breasts which they routinley use to gain spaces on sofas and or beds tricking unsuspecting males into believing that they will "get them out."
It is also beleived that a shattered doesn't beleive in gravity.
It is also beleived that a shattered doesn't beleive in gravity.
Shattered Hill: Let me sit down.
Lad: Get your tits out first.
Shattered: *giggles*
God of all Gods: If you got that mediocre excuse for a wrack out I wouldn't even get a semi...
Lad: Get your tits out first.
Shattered: *giggles*
God of all Gods: If you got that mediocre excuse for a wrack out I wouldn't even get a semi...
by GRAVITY EXISTS BITCH May 17, 2011
Get the Shattered Hill mug.Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.
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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "
"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"
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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "
"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"
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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010
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Get the Scattered mug.a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."
Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
by weave October 28, 2003
Get the OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR mug.To use hard drugs.
by coldjunkie December 25, 2009
Get the scattered sun mug.Girl from the conservative, white, upper-middle class areas of Southern California who somehow has been kept out of the loop with how the world works, how other cultures operate in the world, and with most, if not all, current events. Despite these depravities, this has fostered a soul with a lot of spirit and beautiful, bubblegum personality.
My girlfriend is such a sheltered valley girl, but my goodness if she ain't the cutest girl in the world.
by ftyt October 2, 2016
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