Enormous interstellar warships designed for one purpose: destroying worlds. They must be escorted by literal fleets, for they lack their own strong defensive systems. The energy one planet smasher uses could run a system for several years.
Planet smashers are the ultimate weapon.
by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004
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He totally ass smashed it!!
He's a a full on ass smasher!!!!!
He totally ass smashed it!!
He's a a full on ass smasher!!!!!
by Originalnerdwife October 20, 2015
Get the Ass smasher mug.The result of a drunken night in Mexico, A girl so ugly you are willing to jump out of a second story window onto a cars hood to get the fuck away from her.
by turdchaser March 18, 2008
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by dylandalton April 19, 2015
Get the Springfield Smasher mug.When a broad gives a blowjob to a man who has a large prince albert piercing he gives her a german nose hose then pull out and slaps her in the mouth knocking out as many teeth as possible and finish by saying make me some eggs bitch. The whole time she thinks its an average blowjob until the big finish
Cindy's mother asked her what happened? Cindy responded I told Ian I need to go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled. So Ian said I can save u some money and gave her the wisconsin tooth smasher
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jamal: ill fucking kill you dude
jamal: ill fucking kill you dude
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