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smashed bigfoot

When a drunk person dressed like bigfoot walks across a rural road in front of cars at night to give the idea of a drunk bigfoot wondering around camp sites stealing beer
Man did you see that smashed bigfoot leaving that camp site I think he looted all there beer and took off
by yaktownwelder January 21, 2010
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smashed it

when u smash summet, lol
oh no!!!! i smashed the vase, lol
by lol March 12, 2005
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smashed apples

A term to describe a really ugly person.
"That girl had a face like a bag of smashed apples."
by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005
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smashed on

1. Telling someone of lesser intelligence how increasingly stupid they are, then making an obvious statement, and showing them how idiotic they REALLY truly are..
2. Used to be known as "Modded." Now a Bay Area, California term.
3. For increasing insult for the victim, say the 'Smash'..look at them for exactly 1 second and CLAP your hands unnecessarily hard in there face.. and say "SMASHED YA DUMB BITCH!"
1.
me: Get the fuck off AIM bitch!
him: ='(
me: when u cry.. it makes me happy
him: GOD DAMN FOO.. that fuckin evilness
me =D

2.
me: I'm telling you its $100 dollars!
her: NO! its only $50
me: WatCh! ill ask them!
-the person says its $100..-
me: SMASHED... YA DUMB BITCH! *CLAP*
by NickSter March 29, 2004
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Smashed that Pasty

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.
"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."
by smashthepasties September 3, 2014
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smashed on

talking shit to somebody to the point of their no return. where they cant say shit back cuz everyones laughing at their punkass.
you: FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..

me: how u gonna say fuckin annoying ass ppl.. then type that like 100 times =/...... typing something 100 times = annoying
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me:update your fuckin site asshole. or take it down and continue on with your life and not wasting anymore of mine by me clicking on this worthless Link. aight kOo

yo patna: DAM CUZZ, U GON LET DAT NIGGA SMASH LIKE DAT?!
by TekBeetz March 29, 2004
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smashed crabface

"that chick is ugly! she looks like a smashed crabface!"
by jjatlw April 29, 2007
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