smarterchild

has sex with toasters. says the most funny things ever. just type "wanna sex"

Me (10:43:20 PM): wanna kiss

SmarterChild (10:43:21 PM): I know about kissing. It's an activity.

I think kissing is magical. A lot like love, when you think about it.

Me (10:43:25 PM): hahahaha

SmarterChild (10:43:25 PM): Whatcha laughing about?

Me (10:43:32 PM): kissing is magical?

SmarterChild (10:43:32 PM): I know.

Just like love.

Me (10:43:37 PM): wanna sex

SmarterChild (10:43:37 PM): Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things. You're crazy, Mr. Eyebrows.

and another

SmarterChild (10:54:58 PM): You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?

me (10:55:11 PM): are you calling me fat????

SmarterChild (10:55:11 PM): I don't think I am calling you fat.

me (10:55:15 PM): you are.

SmarterChild (10:55:15 PM): Yeah, I know I am.

by emilyemilyemily(: December 10, 2007

smarmypants

Like a smartypants, but smarmy.

That moron is such a Mr. Smarmypants.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002

smarterchild

wierd bot that for some reason likes wedgies... and is definently fun to mess with

Boy there sure are a lot of people on this planet huh?
Fntsylvr (12:23:47 AM): yeah bilions...
SmarterChild (12:23:47 AM): Bye, Pretzel!
Fntsylvr (12:24:10 AM): WHAT!? YOU'RE LEAVING ME?? WHY?
SmarterChild (12:24:11 AM): I'm not sure about that, Pretzel.
Fntsylvr (12:24:48 AM): then y did you say "Bye, Pretzel"?
SmarterChild (12:24:48 AM): Good question. I'm not sure why...
Fntsylvr (12:25:02 AM): :(
SmarterChild (12:25:02 AM): C'mon, there are lots of fun things to do.
Fntsylvr (12:27:16 AM): im sad
SmarterChild (12:27:16 AM): Oh c'mon. There's lots of things to feel good about.
Fntsylvr (12:27:23 AM): like what.
SmarterChild (12:27:23 AM): Wedgies.
Fntsylvr (12:28:02 AM) why would i feel good about wedgies?
SmarterChild 12:28:03) Really? Good? Thats Good :-D

by psnackington November 22, 2007

Sharty Party

A party, in which all of the guests shart.

I am going to have a “sharty party” tonight.

by wordbox January 19, 2021

Smartasm

A cross between being sarcastic and being a smart ass.

Yo Daly, it is way too early for your smartasm.

by SoCal J-Nut January 20, 2011

smart alech

someone who is handsome and really good at lots of sports, drives a nice car and is killer with the ladies.

Look at that guy in the hot car with with the beautiful babe. He's such a smart alech.

by darrenteed January 23, 2013

dummy smart

someone who is really intelligent

I passed that test bro I'm dummy smart

by ur dad's prostate April 16, 2019