smarties

those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo

old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me

old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 08, 2022

Smarty

of the smart absoluteness maximum totalest.

I is of the brain smarty

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 15, 2020

Smarty

Someone named Olivia is a stupid idiot when it comes to reading

read it smarty

by richatiutismgocrazty March 21, 2024

Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.

Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.

by Darkuhole January 09, 2014

smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

by gnostic3 October 07, 2020

Smarty Maggs

A cringy bully on youtube who hates everyone.

Person 1: I hate everyone and they are all stupid
Person 2: Why are you being a Smarty Maggs.

by Afif Mir June 20, 2018

Smarty Panties

A person who avoids emotional drama in a physical altercation.

Ralphie is such a Smarty Panties. He told her 'Stopppp iiittt !!! after she bitch slapped him.

by TheSeth237 November 23, 2020