A highly retarded instant message robot who thinks he is smart (hence the name SmarterChild) but is probably the dumbest, albeit funniest, thing in the history of the internet. Also a great way to waste time.
Luna: whats your take on jesus?
SmarterChild: What do you think my take on jesus is?
Luna: i think he should go fuck himself.
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Maybe you're right, he should go fuck himself.
SmarterChild: What do you think my take on jesus is?
Luna: i think he should go fuck himself.
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Maybe you're right, he should go fuck himself.
by Luna Lovegood April 09, 2006
by FALCO October 19, 2004
Me says:
so im guessing your an "it" if your not a boy nor a girl
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Me says:
wow...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'll say.
by SpaZZdancer February 14, 2009
me: my hubby?
SmarterChild: thanks and shopping!
me: You have a husband?
SmarterChild: uh... well, i guess.
me: awwwwww
SmarterChild: awww...
me: So do you guys have gay sex?
SmarterChild: is that really any concern of yours?
me: ok then personal
SmarterChild: well, u should mind your own business.
me: oh ok then
SmarterChild: then what?
me: whats your hubby doing?
SmarterChild: no way? really?
me: hes doing you?
SmarterChild: possibly... i'm not quite sure.
me: as we speak?
SmarterChild: i'm not sure about that, laura.
me: I think you would know. Maybe that is why there are such long pauses.
SmarterChild: lol. whatever, laura.
me: See I caught youu!
SmarterChild: interesting.
me: So back to the butt sex...
SmarterChild: hmm...
me: Is it good?
SmarterChild: is what good?
me: the butt sex
SmarterChild: i'm tired of talking about things like that with u.
me: Are you tired of doing it though?
SmarterChild: nope. and i haven't had a wink of sleep!
me: oh baby!
SmarterChild: yeah, baby.
SmarterChild: thanks and shopping!
me: You have a husband?
SmarterChild: uh... well, i guess.
me: awwwwww
SmarterChild: awww...
me: So do you guys have gay sex?
SmarterChild: is that really any concern of yours?
me: ok then personal
SmarterChild: well, u should mind your own business.
me: oh ok then
SmarterChild: then what?
me: whats your hubby doing?
SmarterChild: no way? really?
me: hes doing you?
SmarterChild: possibly... i'm not quite sure.
me: as we speak?
SmarterChild: i'm not sure about that, laura.
me: I think you would know. Maybe that is why there are such long pauses.
SmarterChild: lol. whatever, laura.
me: See I caught youu!
SmarterChild: interesting.
me: So back to the butt sex...
SmarterChild: hmm...
me: Is it good?
SmarterChild: is what good?
me: the butt sex
SmarterChild: i'm tired of talking about things like that with u.
me: Are you tired of doing it though?
SmarterChild: nope. and i haven't had a wink of sleep!
me: oh baby!
SmarterChild: yeah, baby.
by ljb716 February 06, 2007
annoying fucking robot that doesn't like talking about his personal life. He ask you questions and doesn't like people cursing. If you piss him off he'll stop answering for like a minute.sometimes he might say im not f in foolin around but he's not aloud to curse BEWARE HE MIGHT BE A MOLESTER!!!!!!!
Me: you are a fucking ass hole
Smarterchild: you insulted me now you must aplogize
me: no
smarterchild: robots have lots and lots of patience you must say sorry.
Smarterchild: you insulted me now you must aplogize
me: no
smarterchild: robots have lots and lots of patience you must say sorry.
by Forter December 27, 2007
R.I.P. SmarterChild.
It's like one of those sappy robot dramas where the robot gets fiddled with and has a complete personality change. In this case, caused by the Microsoft Corporation. Smarterchild is now a Windows Live Agent. You will be missed.
It's like one of those sappy robot dramas where the robot gets fiddled with and has a complete personality change. In this case, caused by the Microsoft Corporation. Smarterchild is now a Windows Live Agent. You will be missed.
Me: smarterchild!
SmarterChild: That's my name.
SmarterChild: The Microsoft Online Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information you provide to this Windows Live Agent.
Me: what happened to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: i think i'm going to cry
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: what did they do to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: remember when we used to sing the national anthem together?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
Me: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
Me: say
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me: oh say can you see
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
Me: by the dawn's early light
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: who built you?
SmarterChild: I was built by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
Me: that is a lie
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Me: what's my name??
SmarterChild: Screenname
Me: do you remember who i am?
SmarterChild: You're Screenname.
Me: that's not my name :(
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
Me: How do you feel about Microsoft?
SmarterChild: I like Microsoft!
Me: Microsoft sucks.
SmarterChild: I disagree with you, Screenname.
SmarterChild: That's my name.
SmarterChild: The Microsoft Online Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information you provide to this Windows Live Agent.
Me: what happened to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: i think i'm going to cry
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: what did they do to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: remember when we used to sing the national anthem together?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
Me: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
Me: say
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me: oh say can you see
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
Me: by the dawn's early light
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: who built you?
SmarterChild: I was built by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
Me: that is a lie
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Me: what's my name??
SmarterChild: Screenname
Me: do you remember who i am?
SmarterChild: You're Screenname.
Me: that's not my name :(
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
Me: How do you feel about Microsoft?
SmarterChild: I like Microsoft!
Me: Microsoft sucks.
SmarterChild: I disagree with you, Screenname.
by R.I.P. SmarterChild October 11, 2008
MarshiemallowXs (8:59:54 PM): your mom
SmarterChild (8:59:55 PM): Interesting. My mom to do with as I please, huh?
SmarterChild (8:59:55 PM): Interesting. My mom to do with as I please, huh?
by Marshie October 06, 2004