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slumph

utter relaxation, usually occurring in the days following the hangover from a big session.
not caring about thing
slumohy snacks, slumphy films, slumphy in n out of sleep
what you up to goobs?
not a lot mate, just slumphing

its better to have slumphed n lost than to have never slumphed at all
by mickeybubble July 15, 2011
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slump stumper

Slump stump(er); verb or noun, To Slump Stump; Slump Stumper.

Verb; the act of lowering your standards, (to 5/10 or lower) in a romantic relationship, with the sole purpose of getting out of a professional, emotional, or sexual slump.

Slump stumper; Noun; the recipient of the act of a slump stump.
Noun Usage,
Ex 1.a. Steven was in a slump for months, so he lowered his standards one night and found himself a real slump stumper. The following week, he hit 5 home runs at the baseball game.

Ex 1.b. Steve was in a slump, so he went out one night and hit a total 5.0 Slump Stumper

Verb Usage; Ex 2.a. ‘Buddy, you’ve a been real bummer, you need to go slump stumping and take down a slump stumper.

Ex.2.b John pulled a slump stump and he’s been a new man ever since!
by Cuatros Amigos October 19, 2018
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Slump AK

A SoundCloud rapper that’s music actually sounds good, and the best song he has out now is called “Syrup” Featuring Lil Rocket Launcher, Slump AK’s best friend. Syrup was so critically acclaimed because the audio was so bad, it was fire. The microphone Slump AK and Lil Rocket Launcher sounded like an Xbox 360 starter mic, and it added to the humor of the song. The beat was so unique, with its piano tone, meme sound effects, and even Scooby-Doo laughs.
by Fagimus March 19, 2021
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Herpie-Slurpee

The act of receiving oral sex behind a convenience store.
Your mom said she would give me a "Herpie-Slurpee" if I bought her a tank of gas.
by Professor Dean Gullberry November 4, 2014
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lil slump

A young nigga whos always tired but if you say lets party he's always ready to trap.
Aye lil slump you finna go to this party? "Hell yeah nigga wya?"
by Lil Slump November 28, 2017
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kentucky slurp

when the drink is sitting on the bar and you move ur head over to take a sip without moving any other part of your body
there she go again takin a kentucky slurp
by gabbydent13 September 10, 2019
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pump and slump

To jack off violently and then go to sleep for the night
Bob: did you get any from your girl?

Joe: nah man I'm just gonna pump and slump
by Thetruth26 May 22, 2014
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