A rare sub-species of sloth that is carnivorous. This species depends on the ignorance of other mammals to feed and thrive. It uses its harmless appearance and slow movement to get close to creatures before pouncing quickly and tearing through flesh with its sharp claws and teeth. Because it can garner lots of calories in this way, it only needs to feed about once a week. For the rest of the week, it mimics the habits of the common sloth. It does not feed on the common sloth because it requires the veil of innocence that sloth-ness typically denotes. It uses the ignorance of other beings to sneak up and feed on unsuspecting animals. (including human children and small adults)
Don't trust that dude. He may seem straight but if you let him get close he'll go all gorilla sloth on you.
by sepha May 15, 2011
An excessively lazy and arrogant person. One becomes a sloth cunt when they partake in an act with no moral regard for anyone else.
"Did you see that girl with hepatitis double dip her french fry? Such a sloth cunt thing to do."
"If the world were full of sloth cunts we'd all be fucked."
"If the world were full of sloth cunts we'd all be fucked."
by thegreenadvocado August 25, 2015
by Sam Sloth June 26, 2016
A security prevention involving a platform above a door, a release catch, and a very heavy three-toed sloth.
Buying the Drop Sloth was the best investment I've ever made. The last thing a burglar wants to encounter during a heist is a disgruntled sloth aided by the force of gravity.
by Petros March 10, 2004
An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.
The word is hard to say many times quickly.
The word is hard to say many times quickly.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 11, 2009
Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.
Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes
Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.
Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...
Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.
Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...
Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
by Tra Trone January 7, 2013
"How was the party, bro?!"
"Dude! Bannah Hanker spiked my drink and slothed me!"
"Yeah man, she has a reputation for slothing!"
"Dude! Bannah Hanker spiked my drink and slothed me!"
"Yeah man, she has a reputation for slothing!"
by bananaslices May 14, 2013