Keyboard Slobber

When you lazily drag your hand across the keyboard, mostly when you are drunk.

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Drunken Member: HeyhgksGr bthutjh bsxkyubtdjgkhgn mb,eui

Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.

by Oblifier November 18, 2009

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slobber jaw

when an old lady gives you head and doesn't have any teeth so the dick just rolls around creating alot of slobber that tend to run out the mouth/jaw

Larry: "the old lady at the nursing home went to town on my dick she gave me the ol' Slobber Jaw"

Mark: "just like mom use to make"

by Mark Bash August 29, 2006

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Slobber

1. Saliva
2. What is inserted in the pussy

1. Ew, look at your slobber.
2. My slobber went all over her cat.

by an ordinary moose July 6, 2018

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facebook slobber

FB Slobber: The act of posting overly emotional comments, overly intimate comments and shit your friends don't want to see on your significant other's FB page. ~FB Slobber ~

Facebook slobber: I enjoyed last night if you know what I mean. Did I see a puddy tat? I did I did see a puddy tat!

by Gagging with a spoon August 18, 2010

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The Slobbery Tard

When your girl takes an insane amount of thc and you grudge fuck the shit out of her to the point that she drools and moans like a she has a mental disorder.

Gave the wife two tablespoons of ghetto butter and pulled off the slobbery tard.

by Griller92 December 18, 2020

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