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by his gfff 😍😍. March 6, 2023
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Cock Slapped

1) The act of taking ones penis and "slapping" it across the victims face. If done correctly, a cock imprint will be left on the face of the woman (I Hope) or man (Fucking Fags)

also: cock slappestry
Dude! I totally cock slapped that whore in the face after I burned here thighs with a crack pipe!
by Kaaos January 11, 2005
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/slapped

Often used when talking to a person online or when texting. '/Slapped' is used when someone is being jokingly self-centered or embarrassing. It can also be used when someone says something jokingly that may be offensive but doesn't want to offend the other person. It is used to indicate that they are not serious, and basically means they are 'slapping' themselves (Reminder: This is NOT to be taken seriously).

(//Bricked, //Killed, //BrutallyMurdered -These are other ways to say the same thing. Keep in mind, whether there is one slash or two, it doesn't matter)
Person 1: Who do you think is the prettiest in our class?
Person 2: OmG mEeeEeE~ //slapped
Person 1: ...
Person 1: Lol

Person 3: So what did you think about our trip?
Person 4: It was alright ^^ The people there were a bit loud though... //bricked
Person 3: I know >~<

Person 5: Hey! I missed you!
Person 6: Well I didn't miss you
Person 6: Jkjk xD
Person 6: /slapped
Person 5: Lol
by GiveMeBackMyName August 31, 2013
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Slapped a Bee

had sex
by Tbalboa August 14, 2010
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Man Slapped

Where a man slaps someone across the face with their cock.

Also a Man Slap
After the Blowjob Jeff Man Slapped Mandy
by jockofclubs May 20, 2008
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Dictionary Dick Slapped

When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.
by P.C.A. April 16, 2015
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Bitch slapped

the act of an ALPHA MALE, hitting a bitch (otherwise another male, far beneath him in the pecking order) in a BACKHANDED fashion, so hard, that he leaves a permanent welt (handprint) on his face, knocking him clear across the room, rendering him unconscious. When the bitch comes to, suffering from AMNESIA, he doesn't even remember his own name.

Called a "bitch slap" because it originated from the once acceptable act of a male chauvinist pig (otherwise known as a gentleman) putting your woman in her place in crime of passion, but much more appropriately used to refer to possibly brainless losers of the male persuasion who get delusions of grandeur, talking shit about someone who will NOT hesitate to put them in their place.
Motolamark tweeted i_am_motorious was a scammer, and got Bitch slapped with a libel lawsuit that bankrupted him and left the next 7 generations of his descendants in I indentured servitude. He definitely fucked with the wrong n-gger. Clearly, doesn't quite get when not to cross that line.
by motorious August 10, 2014
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