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Slapping the monkey

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.
Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.
by Kunal Guha September 22, 2005
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Slapping high fives with my pillow

Going to bed with palm rested on pillow.

While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!
I am so exhausted! Tonight, I will be slapping high fives with my pillow!
by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. April 4, 2009
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slapping cheeks

Having sex, when your thighs slap her cheeks.
Doug's got a new girlfriend, you slapping cheeks, Doug?
by meekshady July 31, 2016
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happy-slapping

A recent craze in which chavs ambush an innocent passer-by, and beat them up while one of the gang videos the whole episode on their mobile phone. The video is kept as a trophy and passed round the class at school.

The chavs who engage in this don't seem to recognise it as assault or have any kind of conscience, which is very worrying. How long will it be before we read about "happy rapes" or "happy murders"?
In London, British Transport police have investigated 200 happy-slapping incidents in the past six months, with eight people charged with attacks at south London stations and bus stops in January alone
by Zoggi June 11, 2006
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jell-o slapping

You know when you slap a bowl of jell-o and it jiggles. Yeha that's jell-o slapping. But what do you think when you see it jiggle? It could be meat beating, or booty spanking. Or opening doors, taking out the trash, playing Nintendo, any thing your mind desires.
Jell-o slapping is so relieving but my mom says it's only okay if I do it while I'm at school.
by FJR the Mario April 26, 2006
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belly slapping

Havin sex in good ol missinary 👍🏼
by Swagmasterp May 15, 2016
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Slapping Sally.

When a girl pleasures herself by rubbing between her legs.
Alison enjoyed slapping sally so much that she was in danger of developing carpal tunnel syndrome.
by Mr Lizard August 20, 2004
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