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slaking

Slaking: Wooing with the intention to bed. Flirting outrageously and overtly.

A variant of slake, meaning: To satisfy (a craving); quench: slaked
Mike took slaking to an extreme when he started licking the arm of the girl he was dancing with.

Chantal, slaking with Chuck, leaned forward while grabbing his thigh.
by Dan Meneley February 3, 2006
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spanking

Spanking, a household standard in many households where parents are raising young and growing children. The action of physically taking a child be it a baby, or a toddler, and paddling the child on the bottom with the inside flat of ones open hand. Spanking is done either on a clothed bottom, or a bare bottom, depending on the severity of ones child's actions, and the strictness of the parent administering the spanking.

Spanking: The actions of a parent, a babysitter, or a caregiver, repetitively striking or paddling a child, baby, or toddler, on the bottom with their open hand.
"If I catch you doing that one more time (child's name), your going to get a spanking"!

"Ok, you were told once already, and now I'm going to give you a spanking"!

"Get inside right this minute! You know better than to do that! Your getting a spanking"!
by Lorraine Jorgenson. July 24, 2006
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Spanking

Spanking is the act of repeatedly applying percussive force to the bard arse of a man. Although the hand alone may be used, the severity of the spankable offense requires the use of additional equipment, examples of which include hairbrushes, paddles, straps, canes, or whips.

To focus the man on the task at hand, and importantly to add humiliation to the punishment, not to mention making it abundantly clear who is in charge of the situation, requirements should be added. Most commonly, these are requirements that certain clothing be worn, such as either a schoolboy (or schoolgirl) uniform, certain types of panties such as bikini briefs or a white jockstrap, or sissy dress, high heels, and make-up. The spankee may also be required to be bound and gagged during the process, as further humiliation as well as to maintain position and keep noise levels down.

The spankee may, post-spanking, be left alone in the room bound and gagged at the woman's pleasure, to reflect on their punishment.

As a matter of course, spankings should always be followed up with a good, hard assfucking with an appropriately sized strap-on dildo.

Spankings are the appropriate result of a variety of infractions, such as ungentlemanly behaviour, use of bad language, talking back, failure to perform household tasks, lateness, coming in drunk, leaving the toilet seat up, flirting with other women, or failure to bring the woman to orgasm.
You didnt take the trash out, and so we're stuck with it for a week... go to your room, and when I come in after you, I want to see the cane, paddle, and dildo laid out, and a naked boy bent over with his cheeks spread. You will not be sitting down for a week, young man!

You spent nearly £100 on beer?! I'm beginning to think you like being punished, as this time you'll be getting a spanking every day for the next two weeks this time!
by Zarathustratosphere May 14, 2011
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Slacking

To play games and not show someone you like all your attention
He is slacking
by Blunti June 4, 2018
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slanging birds

man look at tony driving a new car he does not even have a job , he must be slanging birds
by mr. gettin to tha money March 16, 2012
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Slunking

Friend 1: Snowday today! what should we do?

Friend 2: Let's go slunking.

Friend 1: Hell yeah
by LeahandHailey February 12, 2010
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Spanking The Human

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.
by Psyco6 March 6, 2012
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