slaughtered

An Irish term used to describe a person who has had one (or eleven) too many.

I was fuckin' slaughtered after that last pint.

by Jarsy April 11, 2005

Todd Slaughter

A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.

1) Todd: "Todd Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"

2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."

by Olli Phillips January 14, 2008

slighted

To be fooled or wronged by a sow.

I liked that sow a lot but she fucking slighted me.

by Tim January 19, 2004

Slaughter

1. To brutally seize the existance of a being. Brutally. (Kill, Murder, Massacre, Slay, Butcher)
2. An 80's 'metal' band that brutally seized the existance of the genre. Brutally. (Pussies, Poseurs, Asswipes, losers)

Did you hear!? REDWHITEnCrue25 slaughtered every single member of Slaughter! F in A!

by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 19, 2005

suffication slaughter

When you stick your balls in a chicks nostrils and insert your cock in their mouth.

"Woah last night i pulled off the suffication slaughter."

by ralph mayhem June 19, 2006

Slaughterhouse

When you are doing your woman from behind in the shower, while she is on her period, and you pull your cock out and spin it in a circle motion, splattering blood all over the curtain and walls creating a slaughterhouse!

My girl was on her period so I slaughterhoused her.

by Johnnyb907 September 26, 2020

Slighted

To be insulted subtlety.

Hym "Not going to lie, I'm feeling a little slighted. Is that what you all want me to feel here? Because, if not, you need to get better at expressing yourselves. I'd suggest poetry. You won't be as good at it as me (because I'm a genius) but that's ok. My staggering brilliance doesn't detract from your... whatever it is that you are. And I know what you're thinking 'BuT hYm YoU iNsUlT pEoPlE aLl ThE tImE!' IRRELEVANT! Retaliatory insults! Each an every one of them retaliatory in nature! This is not a teachable moment and I am not to be held to behavioral standards. You smelly filth monkeys (on the other hand) should know better. And YOU! I mean, wow, that is a lot of 'me' references. So, apparently I'm up there with Halo and schoolastic and 80's movies now. I mean, you make more money when you say the things I write? That's sounds an awful lot like 'creative consultant' territory to me. I could be GIVEN money for that. OR, better yet, booty and money. What you're doing there, that doesn't seem salutary and I'm not interested in being told who I am, how I feel, or what I think by people who don't know me."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2022