sit bitch

v. to sit crammed in the middle of two people in the back seat of an automobile

(sitting bitch= adj.)

see: Get rich or sit bitch.

Everyone got to the car first so I had to sit bitch.

by Chaseface April 23, 2005

face sitting

When a Woman lowers herself over a man's face and makes him give her cunnilingus. The Woman faces the man's feet while he lies face-up. Leaning forward a bit usually helps. Yum!

Laura made me really wet this morning when she sat on my face; i love eating her!

by Jay April 23, 2005

sit down

A term coined among the black community to tell some one to calm the fuck down. It's usually used when some one is "actin a fool", "trippin", or they "don lost they mind". Generally used among the older generation, It's a term the younger generation can not help but use as they mature into adulthood.

Tyra Banks is starting ANOTHER cycle of ANTM and doing her talk show. She says she wants to be the next Oprah.

Tyra needa sit down.

by Anesha February 13, 2008

Sitting on the cactus

When you do something so undersireable it's akin to sitting, bare assed, on a spiky plant (typically a cactus).

I sat on the cactus last night trying to catch up on the book. OR I was sitting on the cactus for 3 hours trying to finish that movie.

by S.O.K March 7, 2009

Sit Off

To sit back, relax and enjoy any free time you may have.

Our lessons cancelled... SIT OFF!

by medley July 3, 2006

Sit and Surf

Utilizing the mobility of modern technology to its maximum in the context of relieving oneself while surfing the internet.

Suggested technologies include: Laptop with WiFi, iPhone or any other internet capable device.

Benefits include: A comforting relief while keeping a steady flow of multitasking.

"Man, I've really gotta take a dump, but I need to finish commenting this picture; downloading this torrent; talking on skype with my mother; researching dinosaurs for this paper; putting up another awful ytmnd; writing this sweet status update; laughing and saying awe to thousands upon thousands of pictures of adorable kittens"

"Dude, just sit and surf."

"YEA!"

by punkedoutpianist December 19, 2009

sitting on a secret

Commonly used by drag queens, means 'to have a dick' or to be 'sitting on a dick'.
Phrase inspired by the infamous and iconic drag queen Alyssa Edwards on Rupaul's Drag Race: Season 5. She is also known for saying "Back rolls" and "look how orange you fucking look, girl".
song written on Rupaul's Drag Race: All Stars 3, sung by Milk, Chi Chi Devayne, Aja, Morgan McMichaels, and Thorgy Thor.

Man 1: oh, look at that girl over there. She's hot.
Man 2: nah, dude. That 'chick' is sitting on a secret.

by sepearl24 May 30, 2018