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Singleton

1) Token black guy
2) Large assed individual
3) Complete and total darkness
4) One who shots and robs other people
5) Gun totting black guy
That girl got a singleton sized ass.

Its darker then singleton tonight.

I'm going singleton on my boss today.
by Uss Antiteam March 30, 2009
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Singleton

Noun- A person who has an unwarranted interest in the affairs of his friends. See also Nosey Parker
'Oh Luke, you are Such a Singleton"
by BaRJ June 7, 2009
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Kraft Singles

When a pitcher is throwing straight cheese on the mound or "bringing the heat"
That pitcher is delivering the Kraft Singles. Pitcher can be referred to as the Dairy Man because he is delivering the dairy within the cheese.
by Mark Laurito April 9, 2007
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Singlesaints

A word that some cheap used to plug a religious website instead doing real advertisement.
For a clearer example See definition 1
by Ed February 10, 2005
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Singleton

Someone that only and has the singles from an album on their ipod/mp3 player and does not take the time to listen to or appreciate the other songs. also only listens to the radio for new music (by choice).
dude 1: (scrolling through dude 2's ipod) where's the rest of my ghetto report card?!? you only have tell me when to go and u & dat!

dude 2: man, those are the only good songs...

dude 1: are you serious?!? you stupid singleton
by AZNstunna March 31, 2007
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singlet top

I put on some running shorts, a singlet top, and some Nikes to go running in.
by Laughsforall November 20, 2013
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singlestache

The mustache you shave either right after or right before the end of a relationship to symbolize your new found independence. Also can be used a flag to show that you are not ready for another relationship.
1: Did you see Bob's singlestache?
2: Yeah man he must be about to break up with his girlfriend.

or

I'd totally go out with Bob but he has that silly singlestache. Maybe I'll ask him out when he shaves it.
by TheMcGuinness August 28, 2014
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