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Simple Plan

1:The most commercialized band on the face of the earth. They have been in Scooby Doo 2, Nickelodeon, Disney, MTV, and VH1.
These very kind Canadian men are often ridiculed for playing whiny music that explains how much their life sucks, when in reality, SP are just making music that fans relate to. None of their lives ever sucked as much as in Africa and they know that.
They are not posers of course, because if you go to SP's website, it says on the first page that they don't give a flying fuck what kind of music they are.
Fans of this band are usually in the age group of 7-13. I admit that I'm 12 and I listen to SP, but also Bad Religion and NoFX. Fans falsely put Simple Plan in the Punk category when they should be in the Alternative category.
You can catch SP on any tv station. Like I said, "Most Commercialized". Similar to Good Charlotte
Poor Simple Plan deserve more respect than they get.
by I LISTEN 2 EVERYTHING July 24, 2006
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simple-bitch

First made popular by Kat Williams, a simple bitch is someone, male or female, who is a wimp and needs other peoples approval/acknowledgment for everything they do.

Basically they are so annoying and needy you just yell... "Shut up, SIMPLE-BITCH!"
Lisa- "You fucked up my self esteem"
Mike-" It's the steem about your motherfuckin' SELF, How the fuck did i fuck up how YOU feel about YOU; Simple-Bitch!"

Plural

Bunch of nerds outside of a frat party

Nerds- "Hey come on dude, let us in, we know people!
Big Frat Guy-"Get out of here nerds, go play some role playing game"
Nerds-"Ok fine, we will, we got our own Bud Light with Lime 18 pack back at our apartment and i haven't played WoW in 18 hours"
Big Frat Guy- "Simple-Bitches!"
by Bolt M.D. February 14, 2009
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sample in a jar

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.
"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"
by hottie April 16, 2005
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Simple

One who is not very smart
What are you, simple?
by andrew June 20, 2003
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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A semi clever quip made by computer geeks and gurus.. Quite similar to the military quip " You are so fucking useless, I should replace you with a button"
by Guru June 15, 2003
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urine sample

When the hospital asks you to pee in a small cup and then hand it to some person you don't know and never see what happens to it. Also refered to as Home Country Lemonade.
Doctors love asking for urine samples, but what do they do with them?
by Dayringer October 25, 2004
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Simple Plan

A band hated by urban dictionary faggots who think they're so brilliant but in reality, they can only write wackass comments and have no life other than that.
Guy 1: I love Simple Plan!
Guy 2: Simple Plan sucks!
Guy 1: Shut up, faggot!
by simpleplanrock October 29, 2011
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