Simping hair

When person's hair makes them a simp magnet. As a trendsetter is considered Stray Kids' Hyunjin.

Simp: "OMG! Have you seen Hyunjin's blond hair? He's just so hot with them!"
Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."

by idedicatemyentirelifetoJesus August 30, 2021

Reverse-simping

The act of putting yourself down or devaluing yourself for the sole purpose of others complimenting and uplifting you.

That beautiful girl just called herself ugly again, she needs to stop reverse-simping!

by Itshimagain March 19, 2020

Friendly Simping

Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone.

-Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone—

When you Facetime Jess everyday and friendly simp while in the friend zone

by Shmup May 6, 2020

Ghost Simpin

"Simpin over someone that you dont talk to or know you exist."

Cecilia: okay but like why is he so hot??
Nolee: why you out here ghost simpin??? He doesnt even know you.

by Apimp.4.simps July 2, 2020

Like Simping

'Like simping' is the action of simping by liking all of one's posts

Why are you like simping your ex?

by Dekashi March 16, 2021

similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

by Thelma April 30, 2005

Sempiawkward

When something feels awkward for eternity.

"The elevator ride was sempiawkward because the person next to me farted and I had to wait for 6 more floors."

by CringingLaugh February 26, 2017