international simp day

March 15th is International simp day is a day when the Simps are noticed for being simps

International simp day is cool
simp-Yo bro today's international simp
Simp-Aww heck yeah its finally my lucky day LETS GOO

by Simpsbesimpin March 9, 2020

simmer

to relax, chill out and take it easy.

"Jessica, just needs to simmer."
"I might just simmer at home tonight."
"Just simmer down."

by GStylls May 23, 2006

Simp Cuck

A Simp Cuck is a guy who supports or devotes himself to a girl he desires, despite knowing she has a boyfriend.

"Andrew is such a Simp Cuck. He keeps giving money and doing chores for Lisa, knowing full well she already has a boyfriend."

by Wentoll February 9, 2020

simp

i’m sorry kaylie please take me back i know you cheated but it’s okay i think we can work around it.

me:“i am a simp for you kaylie”
kaylie: *cheating noises*

by istilloveu March 13, 2020

Simp

Squirrels
In
My
Pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P (simp), Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...

by B-bree April 5, 2020

The Simp

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with

Daniel is quite literally the simp of the century.

by Conrad Lakeem @ Trenches April 17, 2020

simmer down pot roast

A phrase used to get someone to calm down and relax.

Whoa there....simmer down pot roast.

by von Goat March 27, 2009