Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.

Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!

by _xanti_r August 8, 2019

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hilton sisters

Dumb and Dumber, these spoiled sluts are everywhere. From ruining T.V with "The Simple Life" Or destroying radio with the aural holocaust of Paris Hilton and her "singing." Everything about these 2 are terrible in every way imaginable. Whats twice as worse is that these 2 dumbasses are going to get an inheritance in the millions from their father. Obivously, philanthropist is not in the Hilton's dictionary. Many people ask why they don't give to chairity, and Paris' official response was "That's hot..." Go to hell you cock-juggling thundercunts. You are the imbalance of this earth, you are the cause of stupidity, and therefore should be eradicated off the face of this earth forever, as you should never exist.

Er. Don't mind me. I'm just pissed off.

by Adam B January 16, 2005

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kissing my sister

An expression indicating that something is unsatisfactory, though not entirely terrible.

Wil: Winning back the $50 that it cost to enter the poker tournament after playing for 12 hours is like kissing my sister!
Ty: You've kissed your sister?!?!
Wil: Don't tell anyone...

by Dan TheMan October 9, 2007

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Eskimo sisters

When you and your friend slept with same guy.

OMG we are Eskimo sisters

by Joeeeeerree March 3, 2018

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dear sister

A joke that stemmed from an episode of The OC and Saturday Night lLive that revolves around the shooting death of a character in slow motion, with a memorable excerpt from the song "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap used as audio. Was amusing at first, but now the subject of done-to-death spoofs on Youtube using clips from various films.

Imogen Heap refrain: (Gunshot) Mmmmm whatcha sayyyyy. Mmmm that you only meant well...
-refrain used in "Dear Sister"

by HueyFreeman October 1, 2007

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