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Enjoying the sidewalk

Verb: to engage in the use of marijuana outside on the city streets. Either while walking or loitering.

Created or Popularized on “The Friend Zone” podcast
“I was outside ‘enjoying the sidewalk’ while listening to Ari Lennox Shea Butter Baby.”
by justnfl June 10, 2019
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Licking the Berlin Sidewalk

Matt spent all of last night with that freaky girl licking the Berlin sidewalk
by jttud97 February 21, 2023
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bite the sidewalk

A violent act where one man makes another man put his teeth on the curb, then stomps on his head.
by matt October 24, 2003
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Sidewalk sucker punch

Being struck in the belly by the handle of a snow shovel. This usually happens when you walk behind a snow shovel as you plow the snow out of the way and suddenly strike a crack or seam in the cement.
Oh man! I just got nailed by a sidewalk sucker punch. It knocked the wind out of me. I'll finish shoveling the snow later.
by DrTinz February 19, 2008
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Sidewalk Plowing

The maulestation of innocent pedestrians in Grand Theft Auto IV on the sidewalks of the streets of Liberty City. Veterans perform this event in the first-person steering view and the terrified facial expressions of the horrifically killed citizens only enhances their pleasure.
"Mitch you should steal that Patriot and go sidewalk plowing!"
"You look like that bitch that I plastered on my windshield when I went sidewalk plowing last Tuesday!...priceless!"
by Maddog Nikko Sluthammer November 20, 2009
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Sidewalk Linebacker

A relative of the Mall Zombie, these specimens usually travel in groups of three to six, spreading themselves out over the full width of a sidewalk to prevent anyone behind them from getting past without pulling a "Red Rover" maneuver. Like the Mall Zombie, Sidewalk Linebackers often eat themselves into maximum girth to increase their progress-blocking capabilities.
Dude, I would have been on time but I spent the last three blocks trapped behind these fucking Sidewalk Linebackers!
by Mauler MMA January 7, 2011
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Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009
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