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Bloody Stalemate

when your period is so bloody it makes your pad stale and crusty.
"Donya's pad is a blasted bloody stalemate!"
by Rebecca Burkawitz February 3, 2013
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shaler

A school district just outside of the great city, Pittsburgh, PA, comprised of the towns of Glenshaw, Etna, Millvale, Reserve, and parts of Allison Park. The coolest suburb north of Pittsburgh to be from.
A majority of kids from Shaler are awesome and down to earth, unlike the spoiled pricks from surrounding suburbs.
However, Shaler is sometimes embarrassingly known for it "whiggers" who are a disgrace to the area. They are just the losers with no future who give Shaler a bad name.
"Damn that kid looks cool, must be from Shaler."
by c627 April 20, 2009
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stale meatloaf

a hard shit thats as firm as it is huge!
Man I had to drop some stale meatloaf just now!
by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002
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Stale Text

A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.
It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.

Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!
by djs477 December 29, 2009
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Shaley

A girl who is random, amazing and not a guy like the previous definition. Who likes degrassi, facebook, playing with her hair, and being cool. Someone that is better than the ordinary. Shaley is the name that you have to "add to dictionary" in word or on firefox because she's so awesome. She's original and looks good in all ways. You'll probably see a Shaley once in your life and you might not even know it. She's a go-getter in life. She loves the outdoor (sometimes) and loves to take pictures. Very creative and artistic. Stay True to herself as much as possible. Shaley is Hardcore. Pronounced (Shay-lee) and if pronounced any other way then that girl doesn't fit into this definition.
"Man did you see that chick?" "Yeah, that's Shaley. She is amazing.
by Shaleyisamazing. August 11, 2010
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(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate

An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S
Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...
by Germain Detrick August 6, 2010
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stalemate

1. An event in chess where one side is not checkmated on their turn, yet cannot make any moves that would not put their king into peril. This supposedly results in a draw, making it a strategic thing to shoot for if one is hopelessly losing.

2. An event that includes, but is not limited to war, games, and war games, in which neither side participating gains a major advantage or victory over the other for some time. In games, stalemates are usually not permanent, as it often forces one side to use up all their resources, finally giving way to a victory for the one that managed slightly more carefully.
1. It looked as if he was going to make a dominating win, but his opponent managed a clever stalemate. Better than a full out loss.

2. The Starcraft game dragged on for 2 hours, until Bob ran out of ore but Tom still had a resource base going. It was just a matter of time from there.
by Kenthar February 28, 2004
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