Screen Door On A Battleship

the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine

Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork

by lasalle bro October 6, 2010

Jim Screechie

is used in Jamaica, Barbados and the wider Caribbean. Jim Screechie is used to describe a man who is in a sexual relationship with a woman who has a husband or boyfriend. Secret love.

man: me wanna cum link

girl: i have a man...unless yuh wanna play Jim Screechie!
man: tek de bagga jim screechy ting enuh!...on my way.

by khitty katt November 23, 2010

off screen

Unbelievable, Way real, Awesome, Truth, Good, Incredable.

Adam: " This place sux. Rember that garden we once lived in?"
Eve:"yeah. That was off screen".

by Szymn. M August 4, 2006

Smoke-Screen

Act of covering up information or attempting to hide intentions by conversation or an action.

The act of Smoke-Screening is mostly done to lead error of conduct, thought, or judgment. Performed by conversation or statement to mislead the victim away for the actual indecent or plans.

e.g 1.Did u call that chick from last night?
yeah she gave me the wrong number..
HAHA you got Smoke-Screened br0!

e.g 2. Hey been looking 4 u do u have that cash u owe me!?

yeah i just gotta go 2 the bank..
U best not be tryin to Screen me!

by w3st0nb0i August 14, 2009

Shreeded

When you own someone so hard he wants to kill himself, it is commonly used in video games but can also be used in real life.

"Lol git gud you suck xd"
"I just shreeded ye in a 1v1 fam"
*Leaves Skype and commits suicide*

by SimonPl0x October 19, 2016

Screen Looker

a person who is playing a video game with you and is constantly looking at your screen to see your position

he always knew where i was because he was a dirty screen looker

by yesnoyes March 13, 2010

Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010