Showzit ya cow!

Generally a request for sexual gratification but can also be used as a rebuttal when someone is pissing you off

Last night the Thornwood temptress took her t-shirt and hoodie off and exposed her tits at the window. I was like 'showzit ya cow!'

My boss Ags said 'U better get the work done', i just ignored her and thought 'showzit ya cow!

by Will Young July 2, 2004

showing 40

The act of submitting 40 hours on your electronic timecard early in the morning on a nice friday so you can sneak out of the office for the rest of the day.

(Reya) I just scored Sox tickets for the game this afternoon. Wanna go?
(Mike) You know it! I'm "showing 40" and then we'll hit it!

by mrdeath49 April 19, 2011

showxting

1. the act of texting while showering .
2. texting while wet and naked in the shower .

3. also while texting in act of bathing

per1. hi whats up
per2 im showxting u im runnin late today .

per1. thats hot your naked .

by Maiqedek October 24, 2011

shwittle

An endearing term for a friend,companion, or lover that is of humorously short stature

"Get over here, my shwittle!"

by Macha Barracha November 21, 2012

showing hair

Showing hair, to show hair: verb meaning to exhibit courage and/or expertise under pressure. Originally this was surfer and biker lingo from the mid-20th century, and relates to the era when it took a certain amount of daring for a man to wear his hair long.

'Nick's all talk. You'll never see him showing hair.'

by anarcissie August 9, 2013

Nerd Showing

(n) late night screening of a movie, usu. midnight release on Thursday nights

Jose waited with the rest of those twifags for three hours in line at the nerd showing just so they could see it first.

by Van Devious August 11, 2010

truman showing

(V). The act of being elected to high political office and then using your connections and money as leverage to orchestrate a large scale reality TV show with hundreds of millions of your constituents.

"Did you hear? Another administration official was just fired! The President even tweeted about it." "Oh, really? Wow. It's so crazy it always feel like someone is Truman showing us."

by 5am Diego September 29, 2017