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Cold Shouldering

A move used in football to purposely avoid making a tackle, most commonly used by Edison linebackers wearing #3
Max has perfect cold shouldering form
by growballs3 December 2, 2010
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Scolding

The act of pulling out one's penis and slapping another individual with it, usually on the face.
Gunther's mom was getting out of line, so I scolded her in the face.
by Nick December 9, 2003
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Spaulding

To completely fuck over a single person or group.
Wow, well it looks like Gerill just pulled a spaulding on us.
by TRIZZYTRE September 19, 2011
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Shielding

Shielding is the refusal to post photos of your babies/kids on the Internet ie Facebook. The opposite of sharenting / oversharing . Shielding is the protection of the baby/kids right to privacy. In an era where parents are digitally documenting and excessively oversharing what should be private baby/kids photos on on social media websites such as Facebook, Instagram & Snapchat. And posting private details such as date of birth, favourite colour etc. Parents shielding are shielding their babys/kids from being on social media

By shielding, not sharenting, parents are shielding their babies/kids from identity fraud, a digital footprint, data mining, predators and the future meltdown of their now teenage offsprings reaction to their entire childhood from babyscan though to birth to school being digitally documented and posted on Facebook for the world to see.
"Ergh all the other mum's oversharing who don't give a fuck about their babies privacy. How is a baby supposed to consent to photos of themselves being constantly and excessively posted online daily. A kid is too young to understand the repercussions of their lives being posted online. I'm shielding mine from the Internet altogether!" - Daisy
by Whaticansee November 18, 2019
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Whisper shouting

Great way to think your yelling, when actually noboddy can hear you.......usually after many faild attempts at mouthing something.
Whisper shouter:
Hey going out today???

Reciever of whisper shout: What the heck is Bill whisper shouting over there??? I still can't tell.
by M_N_H!!QW August 25, 2009
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YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy

Yes, you are. not because of your looks, because im hearing this.
Defined;
Friend: YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy wHY aRE yOU, mY fRieND?
Me: you know, why am I?
by WHYAMIHERE- DO YOU KNOW? April 2, 2021
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Spaulding

A nickname that should be applied to anybody whom fits the following set of properties/characteristics:

1.) speech impediment which results in a retarded accent that is a cross between british/jersey/southern/forrest gump.
2.) constantly repeats the words; "OK, but", "but you get what i'm saying?", "you see what i'm saying", "imagine this".
3.) worships the extinct species; woolly mammoth (also claims that his fat father has eaten a woolly mammoth steak, which isn't even possible).
4.) weighs less than 100lbs.
5.) heavily resembles a vampire.
6.) extremely unthreatening/weak
7.) sexually inactive/possibly gay.
8.) major liar.
9.) claims to have the ability to: "beat that ass"
10.) has only enough testosterone to resort to drinking hot chocolate as opposed to drinking a beer or water.

- It must be stated that a Spaulding will make ridiculous claims with absolutely no proof or any substance. Spauldings are typically social outcasts whom bring social neglect on to themselves through constant lies and an annoying accent. -
Coworker: "Hey Spaulding, how's it going?"

Spaudling: "Not bad."

Coworker: "Did you get those power-rangers you wanted for christmas?"

Spaulding: "You see (Coworker), this is why I hate you, because you always start rumors. *Then attacks Coworker with a cardboard box, resulting in said Coworker placing one hand on Spaulding's chest and SLAMMING him into a shelving unit at a grocery store.*

Coworker: "Don't ever hit me again you little fucking piece of shit, or I will kill you motherfucker."

Spaulding: "I'm gonna beat that ass"

Spaulding's eyes fill with tears.

Here is a documented poem written by a filthy hippie who goes by the alias of "Donovan". This is the poem:

Planes, tanks and mammoths
I said you are ignorant
Beat that rump so hard.

60XEL
by Marsie Donovan December 9, 2008
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