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National kiss short girls day

National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
Boy: do you know what day it is

Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day
by Do-or-die January 9, 2024
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Bermuda Shorts Day

A UofC tradition dating back to the 1960’s. On the last day of winter sem classes, students party all day and night while wearing bermuda shorts, cheesy floral shirts, sunglasses, bucket hats etc.
Yo let’s wake and bake for BSD!

“Saw some people shotgunning outside science theatre’s…what’s up with that?” “Dude it’s Bermuda shorts day, what do you expect?”
by Greeenbean April 11, 2023
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Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023
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National bully a short person day

This holiday falls on august 24. You can bully anyone under 5’4.
Tim:I bullied Sierra

Bella:why?
Tim:because it’s national bully a short person day
by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020
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Short dick day

A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day

18th February
Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes
by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021
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Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode
Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)
by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021
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National Short Health Day

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.
"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."
by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022
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