monkey shooter

A bazooka like gun used to rapidly fire primates at enemies; preferably fired at Vanilla Ice, and Donny Osmond.

Example: On top of the Rockies, all covered with shale, I whacked Donny Osmond, with a monkey tail.
It strangled him quickly, no evidence left, I went to his car, and committed grand theft.
I was off to Vanilla, that one guy who has no ladies, because he has sucked, since the 1980’s.
I saw him on Melrose, his hair 5 miles from his head, I pulled out my shooter, and now he is dead.

by Jar Head May 8, 2005

six-shooter

a revolver that has six chambers. Also called a six-gun.

Grab your six-shooters, boys.

by Lily Kennedy December 17, 2006

Middle schooler

Middle schoolers are mostly kids that just hit puberty, and start getting really raspy voices. A large majority of them are kids that think they're tough, but in reality they're just cringey jerks. Not all of them are like this, but a large majority of them are like this.

Middle schooler: dude you're no match for me. I would knock you out without lifting a finger.

High schooler: dude you're still in middle school. Stop acting like you're strong.

by I don't care if I offended you December 14, 2019

stooler fans

Ignorant white trash yinzer Steeler fans

Damn! These Stooler fans look like they are from the set of Deliverance.

by Jeff Jeffries November 2, 2007

shart shooter

Extreme accuracy when sharting (shitting while farting.) Bending over and aiming at a target is considered general competition, while squatting in front of a fan and letting the wind blow your shart onto the target is considered advanced shart shooting.

Tina: "Ok! I'm laying down on the ground. Ready!"
Strom: "Fan is on 'high'. Here comes this afternoon's chinese buffet."
Tina: "Holy fuck. I can't breathe! You got my eyes and nose plugged up! Now that's some shart shooting!"
Strom: "I'm your shart shooter, bitch."

by Reggie Dunlop July 19, 2007

Home-schooler

Totally annoying people! They wear their pants too high and show about 12 inches of sock. They usually have pet chickens. The phrase "Jesus Freak" is written somewhere on their homemade bookbag. They piss in a room that is NOT attached to their house. They also believe that girls have cooties, even when they are 18 and over.

Yo, that home-schooler dresses like Napoleon Dynamite. His shit definitely ain't bizalley.

by Kingpre September 9, 2006

Schoolers Pledge

The silent pledge all grade schoolers take to never crap in a school toilet.

"I really gotta go, but I took the pledge."

by John Mahoney October 28, 2004