Shitkicker

A U-Turn

Rob - Fuck we went the wrong way, we better make a shitkicker
Jon - you damn right

by DaDaggerMans July 6, 2018

shizlocker

A paper bag containing the feces of a dog which is placed on someones porch and then set ablaze. As seen in the movie BILLY MADISON.

The neighbor called the fuz cuz we shizlocked his porch.

That shizlocker was out of control...Did you see that guys face?

by CrAcKtOkE mCbLoKe May 3, 2005

shitkicker

mofos who kick ass like luke skywalker, aka luke shitkicker

kel: hey, did you see hector get his ass karate chopped by bob yesterday?

les: yeah, that's cuz bob's a shitkicker!!

by kelvin shitkicka June 25, 2007

shitlickaballsucka

A person or persons that licks fiecies and likes to suck on balls. Preferably used as an insult by all other males. ADJ

Hey Mark, you are a shitlickaballsucka

by Steve McCalister December 11, 2003

Shitlick

When one goes to fart with such force & your shit paints your pants a bit leaving a skid mark or a shitlick

I farted that hard that my turd licked my pants leaving a signature

Fuck I better go to the toilet because I think my fart made a shitlick in my pants

by The Shadow People November 24, 2013

Shitkicker

A wild or raucous gathering, often involving consumption of copious amounts of alcohol and recreational drug use.

"Dude, did you go to that frat party last night?"

"Yeah man, I drank an entire 30 rack and did heroin. It was a fucking shitkicker."

by tunahours October 12, 2022

Shitsucker

When someone lacks a sphincter and has to have a girl hold her thumb in his asshole every night to prevent shit from flowing all over the bed. When the shit comes, the girl feels it on the tip of her thumb and they rush to the bathroom together. After sitting on the modified toilet and she pulls out her thumb, she then lets him or her suck the shit off the tip of the thumb.

Samsheer is such a shitsucker!

Yeah! He totally doesn't have a sphincter!

by Leenoy October 24, 2018