shitlocks

Silly looking little dreadlocks that are not actually dreadlocks, there shitlocks

i've heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks?

by mr smith March 8, 2005

shitcock

a shit-cock is an apparatus used to turd-dock. turd-docking is a universal sex act performed by men and women. when you perform this act both partners feel the same sensation. you make a shit-cock by taking a dump, and placing it in a condom. always remember to tie the condom in a knot at the end. to turd-dock you insert the shitcock into partner 1's asshole and then partner 2 inserts the remaining portion into his/her asshole. then the two partners use their bowels to push the shit-cock back and forth.

you can use shit-cock as a replacement word when you are at a loss for the real word that you are looking for:

"hey dude, could you go grab that shitcock?"

"i better go and get some shitcock"

by maffew1234 May 30, 2006

shitrock

Derogatory term for the building material Sheetrock, which makes a building look absolutely SHITTY.

The contractor used shitrock for the walls.

by Khadafi January 1, 2007

shitbrick

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.

How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

shitlock

(pl. shitlocks)
Really fugly Dreadlock-type thing that results from either not taking good care of your hair, or trying to grow dreads and failing miserably.

Larissa tried to grow dreads, but they just ended up being shitlocks.

by Chexi February 11, 2005

shitlick

To eat/lick faeces

To lick an animals anus

You're a shitlick Seven, get the fuck out

by Mub January 20, 2005

Shitbrick Mctool

Name of someone whom irritates, is stupid, angry, miserable, does everything incorrectly.

Omg! You are truly a Shitbrick Mctool!

by A Guy Scorned December 4, 2010