shit shave shower and wank

to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.

i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out

by pittaway 45 October 16, 2008

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Alf's Hit Talk Show

The lamest thing since Alf's Original Talk Show. An alien/puppet character named Alf interviews B Class celebrities. See curbstomp.

I'd like to curbstomp Alf.

by Lavos October 25, 2004

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Shit-N-Shower

when It’s Evening after dinner and you need to take a crap but you also Have to shower. No toilet paper involved thank goodness! Once you crap just hop in the shower

No toilet paper? I’ll just Shit-N-Shower

by Dentor January 16, 2020

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Shit and shower

when youre at a hotel and the bathroom is so small you can take a shit and shower at the same time

person 1: "hows the hotelroom?"
person 2: "its quite small, i even got a shit and shower"

by Crocodelic June 20, 2021

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A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.

Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.

by Hempn March 2, 2010

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