Fots Shired

A funny more creative way to say Shots Fired.

JP Diaz:

"not at all actually. but you're a dumbass, so its expected."

superslikuzi: "FOTS SHIRED"

by superslikuzi March 23, 2010

Dirty Shirley

The adult version of the kid’s drink, shirley temple. Just add grenadine to 7-Up and then make it “dirty” by adding vodka. It’s especially good with raspberry flavoured vodka!

Hmm, i think my dirty shirley would taste better with a bit more grenadine.

by PacifiCait January 7, 2008

shirker

A shirker someone who avoids something, especially work:

We have no room for shirkers in this office.

by Darius March 30, 2003

Shirley'd

When a Male has a Female haircut such as a perm or a bob.

Man 1: "Seans been to the hairdressers and had a bob"
Man 2: "You mean hes been Shirley'd?"
or
Man 1: "Im never getting my haircut there again, iv been Shirley'd"
or
Man 1: "Look at that man, hes got a Shirley"

by Heavy Dee April 24, 2012

Shirley High School

Shit school in Shirley with the best weed brownies I’ve ever tasted and some nonce teachers. Located between the Smurfs and Oasis roadman school.

“What’s that place with those really good brownies?”

“You mean Shirley High School? Make sure to ask for Mr Templeman though or you might get bum-fucked by Mr Tormey”

by DJ Keith June 24, 2019

shirley temple

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.

You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!

by Laura December 29, 2003

Shimiere

A loving, kindhearted, caring woman. A patient mentor of demons.

That drama teacher is so Shimiere!

by ManOfLegends210 May 13, 2016