Ace Ventura took da concept of "drop-shipping" to a whole new level, in dat he not only
repeatedly allowed da box of crockery to fall on da hard pavement, but he also
forcefully bunted said
unfortunate cardboard carton long distances and slammed it into walls and doors, so dat da box and its contents were totally "battered 'n' shattered" by da time it reached its "a**h**e" recipient.